‘Sing It Ugly’ Review En Español

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Pero es un imperdible para quien disfruta de la música de muerte y destrucción o para el que está harto de esconder bajo una máscara a su bestia interna.

Posted in TPB Press

The Beauty of Despair: A Croation Review of ‘Sing It Ugly’

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Those Poor Bastards kao da se izruguju očaju i prokletstvu ljudske egzistencije i u tome se dobro zabavljaju.

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Toilet Ov Hell Reviews ‘Sing It Ugly’

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For managing to invoke a sinister brand of soulful tunes that would make Robert Johnson proud, I give Sing it Ugly 4.5 out ov 5 Flaming Outhouses ov Hell.

Posted in TPB Press

New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Sing It Ugly’ Released Today!

031516_sig_availableToday is the spine-snappin’ release date of our new album “Sing It Ugly.” Go ahead and grab the vile thing on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download right here:
Order Sing It Ugly Now >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped and should mysteriously appear on your doorsteps very soon.

Your putrid pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Sing It Ugly’

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What a rotten day! You can now listen to clips and pre-order a copy of our ornery, tear-jerkin’ new album “Sing It Ugly” on four different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each), or CD.
Pre-Order Sing It Ugly Now >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >

You might as well take a look at our creepy new shirt designs too.
Shop Shirts >

Thanks pals.
Untruly yours,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in Merch, New Releases

The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3 is Now Available!

facebook_edgar_vampiredeath_squareToday is the official release date of “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town.” You can get your sorry self a copy on limited edition vinyl or digital download right here:
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Join Edgar and Old Red in their third audio adventure as they journey to the vampire infested town of Dirt. Hear them battle evil bats and destroy worthless humans! Witness their miraculous confrontation with Dracula, Lord of the Vampires! Will any man or monster be safe from their demented brand of Holy Justice?

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should arrive at your corral very soon.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Pre-Order The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3!

112415_edgar_vampireCome on over and get your bloody claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town,” with weird western music by Sons of Perdition!

This nightmarish thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Bite White or Putrid Purple vinyl (250 copies each).
Pre-Order Vampire Death Town >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Vampire Death Town.
Get the Test Pressings >

If you’re looking for the perfect gift to ruin Christmas, this gory slab of ghastliness should do the trick!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in New Releases

Songs of Desperation & Heartsick on Vinyl!

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Today is the official release date of the first ever vinyl pressing of Those Poor Bastards’ 2005 album “Songs of Desperation.” Dry your tears and grab one on black & blue vinyl (running low!) or gray vinyl with black splatter right here:
Order Songs of Desperation on Vinyl >

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If you like to feel bad, you should also pick up the limited edition repress of Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks 2011 album “Heartsick.” Lay your weary hands on a clear vinyl with purple splatter copy right here:
Order Heartsick on Vinyl >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped so keep your eyeballs on those mailboxes…

Your sad friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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‘Bad Omen’ Review From CC2K

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…these two artists are among the most interesting musicians working in the folk / Americana genre today.

Posted in Collaborations, LW Press

Saving Country Music Reviews ‘Bad Omen’

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Bad Omen leaves you with a foreboding feeling well after you’ve left its presence simply from the knowledge that such a haunting thing exists. It unsettles you, but in an way you strangely crave from the juices it stirs.

Posted in Collaborations, LW Press