New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’ Released Today!

Today is the official release date for ‘Vicious Losers.’ Step into the fiery pit and order yourself a copy on vinyl, CD, or MP3 right here:
Order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered! Every last one of the damn things have shipped. We hope you enjoy these grim psalms of sickness…

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’

091614_viciouslosersThe day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
Pre-order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
Get the test pressing >

Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ‘em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
Shop shirts >

Posted in Merch, New Releases

‘Vicious Losers’ Track Listing

tpb_vl_cover_xsmallWe’ve had some requests for the song titles on “Vicious Losers,” so here they are ol’ devils. The official release date is Oct. 7th and pre-order begins next Tuesday (Sept. 16th). This is your final warning.
1. I Am Lost
2. Getting Old
3. Let Us Rot
4. Give Me Drugs
5. All Dolled Up
6. Lonely Man
7. Strange Dark Night
8. Born To Preach
9. Big Trees
10. The Only Time
11. Trouble At Home
12. Loser’s Prayer
13. Today I Saw My Funeral

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order for New Those Poor Bastards Album Starts Sept. 16!

Pre order for the new album “Vicious Losers” will begin on Tues. Sept. 16th. The damned thing will be available in three different versions of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each): gold with black splatter, red and deep purple A side B side, and bone/clear half and half. We’ll also be offering up 5 signed and hand numbered test pressings for the most dementedly devout. Yup, there’ll be CDs and digital downloads too. Get ready for the gloom.

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Halloween Is Here Vinyl Records Now Available!


Come on over and treat yourself to a brand new copy of Halloween is Here on 10″ midnight black vinyl with a free digital download card. These weird things sold out awful fast last year but have now mysteriously returned.

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of this spooktacular monsterpiece.

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.


Get Halloween is Here >

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Edgar Switchblade Book #2 and Record Now Available!


Today is the official release date for The Dreadful Death of Edgar Switchblade and The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful. Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered the weird ol’ things. I sure do hope you like ‘em. If you haven’t yet, get your very own copies right here:

Get the book and record >

Your pitiful pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order Hellfire Hymns On Vinyl + Upcoming Shows


You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ demon stompin’ album Hellfire Hymns on limited edition Lucifer Yellow vinyl. Only 300 copies of this sacred audio scroll are being pressed, so don’t let that sinful carcass of yours slow you down.

Click here to pre-order Hellfire Hymns >

We also have a few upcoming Holy Revival Shows at the following earthly establishments:
04/03/14 Dubuque IA Eronel
04/04/14 Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Company
05/04/14 Madison WI High Noon Saloon – w/ Murder By Death
06/07/14 Lombard IL Brauerhouse

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases, Shows

Holy Spooks Featured in Found: Music Uncovered


Here’s some fancy talk from Found: Music Uncovered magazine about your stinkin’ ol’ pal.
Posted in LW Press

Rue Morgue Reviews Edgar Switchblade

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…a great little gift for anyone dreaming of a blood-red Christmas.

Posted in LW Press

Steampunk Chronicle Shudders Over “The Strange Adventures”

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Krampus Unmerciful! takes its cues from the turn-the-page-at-the-sound-of-the-bell Power Records of the 1970s… Over the top depictions of carnage and gore ensue, complete with sound effects.

Posted in LW Press, TPB Press