Halloween Is Here Vinyl Records Now Available!

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Come on over and treat yourself to a brand new copy of Halloween is Here on 10″ midnight black vinyl with a free digital download card. These weird things sold out awful fast last year but have now mysteriously returned.

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of this spooktacular monsterpiece.

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Beware!

Get Halloween is Here >

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Edgar Switchblade Book #2 and Record Now Available!

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Today is the official release date for The Dreadful Death of Edgar Switchblade and The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful. Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered the weird ol’ things. I sure do hope you like ‘em. If you haven’t yet, get your very own copies right here:

Get the book and record >

Your pitiful pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order Hellfire Hymns On Vinyl + Upcoming Shows

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You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ demon stompin’ album Hellfire Hymns on limited edition Lucifer Yellow vinyl. Only 300 copies of this sacred audio scroll are being pressed, so don’t let that sinful carcass of yours slow you down.

Click here to pre-order Hellfire Hymns >

We also have a few upcoming Holy Revival Shows at the following earthly establishments:
04/03/14 Dubuque IA Eronel
04/04/14 Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Company
05/04/14 Madison WI High Noon Saloon – w/ Murder By Death
06/07/14 Lombard IL Brauerhouse

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases, Shows

Holy Spooks Featured in Found: Music Uncovered

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Here’s some fancy talk from Found: Music Uncovered magazine about your stinkin’ ol’ pal.
Posted in LW Press

Rue Morgue Reviews Edgar Switchblade

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…a great little gift for anyone dreaming of a blood-red Christmas.

Posted in LW Press

Steampunk Chronicle Shudders Over “The Strange Adventures”

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Krampus Unmerciful! takes its cues from the turn-the-page-at-the-sound-of-the-bell Power Records of the 1970s… Over the top depictions of carnage and gore ensue, complete with sound effects.

Posted in LW Press, TPB Press

The Strange Adventures Edgar Switchblade #1 Download Now Available

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Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1 Krampus Unmerciful.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the jolly thing nice and cheap.
Click here to buy the download >

Thanks again to all you perverts, goons and creeps who purchased the record. I hope you enjoyed the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year.

If you were unlucky enough to get a copy of the vinyl, you can now grab your digital copy in the downloads section of your account.
Log into your account >

Merry Krampus to all.

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

End of Summer Reviews Edgar Record

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Krampus Unmerciful is just about as enjoyably fucked up as you can get, and in typical Edgar Switchblade style, nothing is left to the imagination.

Posted in LW Press, TPB Press

Mustard Relics Reviews “Edgar Switchblade”

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Sinister, malevolent, perverse, dire, malignant. He has taken a lost art and pushed it up a menacing notch.

Posted in LW Press, TPB Press

Pre-Order The Strange Adventures Edgar Switchblade #1!

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Come on over and get your filthy claws on the new 7″ holiday horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful.”

This rotten pile of vinyl gore is available on hand numbered, limited edition demon blood red or angel pus green (150 copies each).

Dont miss out on the terror! Pre-order your thrilling copy today.

Click here to pre-order >

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases