Pre-Order Grim Weepers!

You can now hear clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ hopeless new album Grim Weepers. This tearful thing is available on cassette, CD, and three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 Cyan/Sea Blue A Side B Side with signed poster, 200 Olive Green & Bone A Side B Side with White and Red Splatter, and 200 Deep Purple with Black and Bone Splatter). Be sure to listen for the bewitching backing vocals of Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales, then let the weeping commence!
Pre-Order Grim Weepers Now >

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Europe is Doomed! Headed Nowhere Tour 2017


This April, we will ride upon Satan’s back to the unhallowed shores of Europe! Sermons will be held at the following locations:

Roadburn Tilburg, NL 04/20/17
The Underworld London, UK 04/21/17
Pand.A Kortrijk, BE 04/22/17
Indie Duisburg, DE 04/23/17
Oetinger Villa Darmstadt, DE 04/24/17
MUZ Club Nürnburg, DE 04/25/17
UT Connewitz Leipzig, DE 04/26/17
Loppen Copenhagen, DK 04/27/17
Truckstop Alaska Gothenburg, SE 04/28/17
Blitz Oslo, NO 04/29/17
Debaser Strand Stockholm, SE 04/30/17
Backarp Kulla Eskjö, SE 05/01/17
Bambi Galore Hamburg, DE 05/02/17
Cassiopeia Berlin, DE 05/03/17
dB’s Utrecht, NL 05/04/17
TBD St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU 05/05/17
TBD St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU 05/06/17
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Those Poor Bastards to Tour Europe in 2017

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Next year we will finally be heading to the strange kingdom of Europe! The tour begins on April 20th at the Roadburn Festival in the Netherlands. More dates will be announced as they are confirmed. Beware.

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Pre-Order Necrosphere Now!

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You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards new 12” EP “Necrosphere.” The evil thing is available on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 glow in the dark w/signed poster, 200 white w/black splatter, 200 orange).
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‘Sing It Ugly’ Review En Español

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Pero es un imperdible para quien disfruta de la música de muerte y destrucción o para el que está harto de esconder bajo una máscara a su bestia interna.

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The Beauty of Despair: A Croation Review of ‘Sing It Ugly’

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Those Poor Bastards kao da se izruguju očaju i prokletstvu ljudske egzistencije i u tome se dobro zabavljaju.

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Toilet Ov Hell Reviews ‘Sing It Ugly’

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For managing to invoke a sinister brand of soulful tunes that would make Robert Johnson proud, I give Sing it Ugly 4.5 out ov 5 Flaming Outhouses ov Hell.

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New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Sing It Ugly’ Released Today!

031516_sig_availableToday is the spine-snappin’ release date of our new album “Sing It Ugly.” Go ahead and grab the vile thing on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download right here:
Order Sing It Ugly Now >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped and should mysteriously appear on your doorsteps very soon.

Your putrid pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

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Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Sing It Ugly’

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What a rotten day! You can now listen to clips and pre-order a copy of our ornery, tear-jerkin’ new album “Sing It Ugly” on four different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each), or CD.
Pre-Order Sing It Ugly Now >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >

You might as well take a look at our creepy new shirt designs too.
Shop Shirts >

Thanks pals.
Untruly yours,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

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The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3 is Now Available!

facebook_edgar_vampiredeath_squareToday is the official release date of “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town.” You can get your sorry self a copy on limited edition vinyl or digital download right here:
Order Vampire Death Town >

Join Edgar and Old Red in their third audio adventure as they journey to the vampire infested town of Dirt. Hear them battle evil bats and destroy worthless humans! Witness their miraculous confrontation with Dracula, Lord of the Vampires! Will any man or monster be safe from their demented brand of Holy Justice?

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should arrive at your corral very soon.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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