The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Download Now Available

120913_edgar_robotToday is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the creepy thing nice and cheap.
Click here to buy the download >

Thanks again to all you weirdos who purchased the record. The last batch of pre-orders shipped out today, so you should be getting your oily paws on it real soon. I hope you enjoy the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Pre-Order Now! The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2

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Come on over and get your bony claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.”

This peculiar thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Haunted Robotic Silver or Ghostly Electric Blue vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order Revenge of the Robot Ghost >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Revenge of the Robot Ghost as well as story #1 Krampus Unmerciful.
Get the Test Pressings >

Don’t miss out on the terror!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Lonesome Wyatt Interview in ‘Navajo Post’

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Here’s a late Halloween interview for the Navajo Post!

Happy music is not interesting to me, there must be a darkness.

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Saving Country Music’s Halloween Review of ‘Vicious Losers’

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Whether you’re truly disturbed, or simply love to immerse yourself in that dark side of humanity inherent in us all by design, Those Poor Bastards can be a vessel for your journey.

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Music Savage on ‘Vicious Losers’

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take a listen to Those Poor Bastards’ new album, Vicious Losers, and turn that smile upside down.

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New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’ Released Today!

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Today is the official release date for ‘Vicious Losers.’ Step into the fiery pit and order yourself a copy on vinyl, CD, or MP3 right here:
Order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered! Every last one of the damn things have shipped. We hope you enjoy these grim psalms of sickness…

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

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Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’

091614_viciouslosersThe day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
Pre-order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
Get the test pressing >

Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ‘em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
Shop shirts >

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‘Vicious Losers’ Track Listing

tpb_vl_cover_xsmallWe’ve had some requests for the song titles on “Vicious Losers,” so here they are ol’ devils. The official release date is Oct. 7th and pre-order begins next Tuesday (Sept. 16th). This is your final warning.
1. I Am Lost
2. Getting Old
3. Let Us Rot
4. Give Me Drugs
5. All Dolled Up
6. Lonely Man
7. Strange Dark Night
8. Born To Preach
9. Big Trees
10. The Only Time
11. Trouble At Home
12. Loser’s Prayer
13. Today I Saw My Funeral

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Pre-Order for New Those Poor Bastards Album Starts Sept. 16!

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Pre order for the new album “Vicious Losers” will begin on Tues. Sept. 16th. The damned thing will be available in three different versions of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each): gold with black splatter, red and deep purple A side B side, and bone/clear half and half. We’ll also be offering up 5 signed and hand numbered test pressings for the most dementedly devout. Yup, there’ll be CDs and digital downloads too. Get ready for the gloom.

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Halloween Is Here Vinyl Records Now Available!

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Come on over and treat yourself to a brand new copy of Halloween is Here on 10″ midnight black vinyl with a free digital download card. These weird things sold out awful fast last year but have now mysteriously returned.

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of this spooktacular monsterpiece.

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Beware!

Get Halloween is Here >

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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