You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ demon stompin’ album Hellfire Hymns on limited edition Lucifer Yellow vinyl. Only 300 copies of this sacred audio scroll are being pressed, so don’t let that sinful carcass of yours slow you down.
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We also have a few upcoming Holy Revival Shows at the following earthly establishments:
04/03/14 Dubuque IA Eronel
04/04/14 Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Company
05/04/14 Madison WI High Noon Saloon – w/ Murder By Death
06/07/14 Lombard IL Brauerhouse
Here’s some fancy talk from Found: Music Uncovered magazine about your stinkin’ ol’ pal.
Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1 Krampus Unmerciful.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the jolly thing nice and cheap.
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Thanks again to all you perverts, goons and creeps who purchased the record. I hope you enjoyed the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year.
If you were unlucky enough to get a copy of the vinyl, you can now grab your digital copy in the downloads section of your account.
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Merry Krampus to all.
Come on over and get your filthy claws on the new 7″ holiday horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful.”
This rotten pile of vinyl gore is available on hand numbered, limited edition demon blood red or angel pus green (150 copies each).
Dont miss out on the terror! Pre-order your thrilling copy today.
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