Behold The Abyss Vinyl LP

Behold The Abyss Vinyl LP

Those Poor Bastards Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents its first ever album-novel set! The book (sold separately) is entitled "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade," and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures.

The accompanying album, "Behold The Abyss," explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind's lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

Release date September 11, 2012.
12" milky clear vinyl record with red splatters in deluxe gatefold jacket. Includes digital download card & Edgar Switchblade postcard. Limited to 500 copies. Hand-numbered.
Get 25% off "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade" when you buy this item!

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$18.99
Behold The Abyss Cassette Tape

Behold The Abyss Cassette Tape

Those Poor Bastards Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents its first ever album-novel set! The book (sold separately) is entitled "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade," and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures.

The accompanying album, "Behold The Abyss," explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind's lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

Release date September 11, 2012.
White cassette limited to 100 copies.
Get 25% off "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade" when you buy this item!

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$6.99
Behold The Abyss CD

Behold The Abyss CD

Those Poor Bastards Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents its first ever album-novel set! The book (sold separately) is entitled "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade," and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures.

The accompanying album, "Behold The Abyss," explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind's lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

Release date September 11, 2012.
Get 25% off "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade" when you buy this item!

Track Listing & Clips

$11.99

Behold The Abyss MP3 Download

Behold The Abyss MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents its first ever album-novel set! The book (sold separately) is entitled "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade," and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures.

The accompanying album, "Behold The Abyss," explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind's lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

Release date September 11, 2012.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.
Get 25% off "The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade" when you buy this item!

Track Listing & Clips

$7.99
Edgar Switchblade Limited Edition Poster

Edgar Switchblade Limited Edition Poster

On heavy uncoated paper stock. Limited to 100 copies. Artwork by Strange Fortune Design Co.Hand-numbered and signed by the artist. 11" x17".
$7.99
Edgar Switchblade Postcard

Edgar Switchblade Postcard

Promotional postcard for The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade. 4" x 6".
Included with Behold The Abyss vinyl purchase.
$0.99

The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade Paperback Book

The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade Paperback Book

L. Wyatt Enter the world of Edgar Switchblade—religiously obsessed, mentally disturbed, born with cloven hooves—a bounty hunter who will stop at nothing to capture his prey.

With his faithful horse Old Red by his side, armed with only a switchblade and an unquenchable taste for human flesh, he befriends and destroys werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures. Together they wander through bitter darkness in a desperate search for God's cruel light.

Release date September 11, 2012.
Vintage-style paperback.
152 pages. 4.25 x 6.5 inches.

Digital versions:
iBook
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$6.99
The Plague Vinyl LP

The Plague Vinyl LP

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards surround themselves with organs, pianos, and drums to create a terrible picture of mankind's impending doom. The vocals are drowned in reverb and piano melodies swirl like drunken vultures in an abandoned church. It's time to suffer friends. The plague is here.
Release date April 10, 2012.
12" transparent green vinyl record in deluxe gatefold hand-numbered jacket. Includes code for digital download. Limited to 500 copies.

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$18.99
The Plague Cassette Tape

The Plague Cassette Tape

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards surround themselves with organs, pianos, and drums to create a terrible picture of mankind's impending doom. The vocals are drowned in reverb and piano melodies swirl like drunken vultures in an abandoned church. It's time to suffer friends. The plague is here.
Release date April 10, 2012.
Black cassette limited to 100 copies.

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$6.99

Is This Hell? MP3 Download

Is This Hell? MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Four loathsome odes to mankind's hellish existence.
Release date July 26, 2011.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

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$2.99
Is This Hell? 7"

Is This Hell? 7"

Those Poor Bastards Four loathsome odes to mankind's hellish existence.
Release date July 26, 2011.
7" black vinyl limited to 500 copies. Hand-numbered.
Includes MP3 download.

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$8.99
Gospel Haunted LP + CD

Gospel Haunted LP + CD

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards fifth full length album is an ungodly nightmare of salvation, dementia and doom. Features the twelve and a half minute misanthropic epic Ill At Ease, and fire and brimstone favorite Glory Amen.
Release date June 15, 2010.
12" black vinyl record and lyrics insert with CD (disc only in paper sleeve).

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$16.99

Gospel Haunted CD

Gospel Haunted CD

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards fifth full length album is an ungodly nightmare of salvation, dementia and doom. Features the twelve and a half minute misanthropic epic Ill At Ease, and fire and brimstone favorite Glory Amen.
Release date June 15, 2010.

Track Listing & Clips

$11.99
Gospel Haunted MP3 Download

Gospel Haunted MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards fifth full length album is an ungodly nightmare of salvation, dementia and doom. Features the twelve and a half minute misanthropic epic Ill At Ease, and fire and brimstone favorite Glory Amen.
Release date June 15, 2010.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

Track Listing & Clips

$7.99
Gospel Outtakes MP3 Download

Gospel Outtakes MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Four discarded orphans from Gospel Haunted.
Release date June 15, 2010.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

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$2.99

Abominations CD

Abominations CD

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards vomit up a new EP to celebrate the haunted and ugly spirit of Halloween.
Release date October 31, 2009.

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$6.99
Abominations MP3 Download

Abominations MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards vomit up a new EP to celebrate the haunted and ugly spirit of Halloween.
Release date October 31, 2009.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

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$2.99
Satan is Watching LP

Satan is Watching LP

Those Poor Bastards After releasing the experimental album "The Plague," Those Poor Bastards return to their goth country roots with "Satan is Watching." Features fan favorites "Crooked Man" and "The Bright Side," a duet with Hank III on "Swallowed By Sin," and a disgusting cover of Mr. Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line."
Release date October 31, 2008.
12" black vinyl edition. Includes instant MP3 download.

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$16.99

Satan is Watching CD

Satan is Watching CD

Those Poor Bastards After releasing the experimental album "The Plague," Those Poor Bastards return to their goth country roots with "Satan is Watching." Features fan favorites "Crooked Man" and "The Bright Side," a duet with Hank III on "Swallowed By Sin," and a disgusting cover of Mr. Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line."
Release date October 31, 2008.

Track Listing & Clips

$11.99
Satan is Watching MP3 Download

Satan is Watching MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards After releasing the experimental album "The Plague," Those Poor Bastards return to their goth country roots with "Satan is Watching." Features fan favorites "Crooked Man" and "The Bright Side," a duet with Hank III on "Swallowed By Sin," and a disgusting cover of Mr. Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line."
Release date October 31, 2008.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

Track Listing & Clips

$7.99
The Plague CD

The Plague CD

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards surround themselves with organs, pianos, and drums to create a terrible picture of mankind's impending doom. The vocals are drowned in reverb and piano melodies swirl like drunken vultures in an abandoned church. It's time to suffer friends. The plague is here.
Release date March 11, 2008.

Track Listing & Clips

$11.99

The Plague MP3 Download

The Plague MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards Those Poor Bastards surround themselves with organs, pianos, and drums to create a terrible picture of mankind's impending doom. The vocals are drowned in reverb and piano melodies swirl like drunken vultures in an abandoned church. It's time to suffer friends. The plague is here.
Release date March 11, 2008.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

Track Listing & Clips

$7.99
Hellfire Hymns CD

Hellfire Hymns CD

Those Poor Bastards A wretched journey into sin, insanity and moral decay by the original prophets of country doom.
Release date February 2007.

Track Listing & Clips

$11.99
Hellfire Hymns MP3 Download

Hellfire Hymns MP3 Download

Those Poor Bastards A wretched journey into sin, insanity and moral decay by the original prophets of country doom.
Release date February 2007.
MP3 downloads are 256kbps.

Track Listing & Clips

$7.99