Pre-Order Plague and Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3 on Vinyl

Evenin’ Sidewinders,
Got some real bad news. You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ country doom nightmare ”The Plague,” as well as Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ solitudinal freak out “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3” on limited edition vinyl.

The Plague is back on two different sickening colors (150 toxic green clouds or 150 radioactive green/clear spinner), and Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3 is available on good ol’ black (200 copies).

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If you’re a real high roller, don’t forget to punish yourself with super rare signed test pressings of both albums (5 copies each).

Get a Test Pressing >

Thanks a heap pals, and don’t forget that a new Those Poor Bastards album will be released this summer. Looks like it’s gonna be another rotten year.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

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‘Dream Curse’ Now Available on Vinyl, CD & Download

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ new album “Dream Curse.” Come on over and get a creepy ol’ copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download!
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope this record will bring you many sleepless nights of terror. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your quivering claws very soon.

Your most pitiful pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Pre-Order ‘Dream Curse’ Now!


Evenin’ Suffering Pals,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ new album “Dream Curse,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl, picture disc or CD!

During one of the strangest years of existence, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks return to whisper and croon eleven all new tales of paranormal pain. Reality and dreams intertwine to create a surreal world of confusion, longing and fear. “Dream Curse” features mournful backing vocals by Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales as well as a duet with sad singing country songbird, Rachel Brooke. The perfect soundtrack for a time best forgotten.
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New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Evil Seeds’ Now Available!

Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Evil Seeds.” Come on over and get a mean ol’ copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! We sure do appreciate it and hope this record will bring you many nights of unbearable pain. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your blood stained claws very soon.

your pals,
Those Poor Bastards

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Pre-Order ‘Evil Seeds’ Now!

You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ new album “Evil Seeds,” on four different colors of limited edition vinyl, cassette or CD!

For one hellish month in the dead of winter, Those Poor Bastards barricaded themselves in the basement of a 1930’s schoolhouse to see what horrors they could conjure when completely cut off from the corrupting influence of the modern world. The result is their tenth, and perhaps most cohesive album, “Evil Seeds.”

These songs feature classic themes of violent struggle and loss with bizarre overtones of supernatural menace and dread. Scream along with eleven all new pessimistic sermons for the end of times.
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We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 10!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >

Thanks pals. The official release date for this monstrosity is November 15th. All pre-orders will ship on or before that terrible day.

Your heartless friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

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‘Agonizing Love’ Out Now!

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ new album, “Agonizing Love,” on limited edition vinyl and digital download.

Thanks to all the sad sacks who’ve pre-ordered the the hurtful thing. We’re all sold out of neon pink, but still have some orange/white and blue splatter records left. You can get the download or vinyl right here if you have the strength:
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Next up will be Those Poor Bastards 10th full length album. Beware!

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Pre-Order ‘Agonizing Love’ Now!


You can now listen to clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks new album “Agonizing Love,” on three different heartbreaking colors of limited edition vinyl. Originally recorded in 2012, then regretfully buried for seven long years, this sad haunt of heartbreak’s past has finally been resurrected. Hear the agony and suffer alone forever.
Pre-Order Agonizing Love Now >

For the truly grief stricken, we’re offing up 5 hand numbered and signed test pressings. Get ‘em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >

We also have some sad and terrifying new shirt designs!
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Thanks pals. The official release date for this pitiful thing is June 4. All pre-orders will ship on or before that lonely day.
Your miserable pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

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Kerrang! Features Those Poor Bastards

I guess we see the bitter humor in the absolute hopelessness and terror of life, and some bands seem to miss that cruel joke

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Inhuman Nature Now Available!

Howdy Miserable Ones,

Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Inhuman Nature.” Come on over and get a cruel copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
Order Inhuman Nature Now >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! We sure do appreciate it and hope this record brings you many days of hopeless pain. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your blood stained claws very soon.

Let the suffering begin!
your pals,
Those Poor Bastards

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Pre-Order ‘Inhuman Nature’ Now!


You can now listen to clips and pre-order our cruel new album “Inhuman Nature” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl, picture disc, cassette or CD!
Pre-Order Inhuman Nature Now >


We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >


Wrap your ugly carcass in these holy garments of doom.
Shop Shirts >

Thanks pals. The official release date for this monstrosity is November 16th. All pre-orders will ship on or before that terrible day.
Your rotten friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

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