Greetings Creeps,

You can now pre-order the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album “Afraid” on limited edition vinyl (100 clear/orange swirl, 200 blue w/black splatter, 200 white/black swirl, and 6 transition colors), cassette (50 copies) and CD.

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Strike fear into the hearts and souls of the norms with these spine tingling new shirt designs.

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Thanks pals. I hope you enjoy the terror.
your ominous buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt

Howdy Devils,
You can now pre-order the horrifying repressing of “Necrosphere” on limited edition vinyl (100 dirt black, 100 maggot swirl, 100 slime green) and cassette (only 25 copies)! This rotten thing has been fully remastered with an added bonus track!
Originally released in 2016, this 10 song EP has been out of print ever since.

Get Necrosphere >

If that’s not bad enough, take a look at these vile new “Necrosphere” shirts.

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Thanks creeps!
your unfortunate pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Greetings Devils,
Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Back To the Primitive.”
Come on over and get a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD, or digital download if you’ve got the guts.

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All pre-orders have been shipped and should arrive at your hellhole real soon.
Enjoy the pain.

Thanks pals!
your worst friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Greetings Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Back To The Primitive,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl and CD!
Get Back to the Primitive >

What the hell, you might as well take a look at these satanic horse shirts while you’re at it too.
Grab a shirt >

Thanks creeps!
your most unfortunate pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Howdy Devils,

Those Poor Bastards’s 13th full length album “Back To The Primitive” is finished and will available for pre-order on Tuesday, February 6th at 12:01am EST!

The rabid thing will be available on three different colors of vinyl as well as CD.

The limited edition vinyl options are as follows:
1. 10 signed and numbered test pressings
2. 100 copies 180 gram black with signed sideshow poster of Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister (original art by Lonesome Wyatt)
3. 200 copies “Bone Rot (natural/black)”
4. 300 copes “Blood Storm (transparent red/black)”

Beware!
your miserable friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Greetings miserable friend,

Today is the official release date for the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album “Longing For Oblivion!” Come on over to the haunted cellar and get yourself a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download.
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We also have a new moving picture video of the song “Time Makes Monsters.” Take a look at this nostalgic nightmare right here:

Thanks to all you sad creeps who pre-ordered! They have all been shipped and you’ll be able to sink your fangs into ’em real soon.

Spook on!

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Greetings Devils,
A strange, paranormal chill is in the air and that could only mean one thing. It’s time for a new recording of dread. You can now pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ album “Longing For Oblivion,” on three different colors of limited edition 180 gram vinyl as well as CD.
Get Longing for Oblivion >

If you want to feel even worse, you can also wrap your dirty bones in these unsightly new shirts.
Grab a shirt >

Dear Demons,
Today is the official release date for “God Awful.” Come on over and get the sorry thing on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD and digital download right over this way:

Get God Awful >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! All pre-orders have been shipped and should arrive real soon. We sure hope that this album will bring a little extra suffering to your already painful existence.

your eternally miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Greetings Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order the cantankerous new Those Poor Bastards album “God Awful,” on limited edition picture disc, vinyl, CD and cassette!
Get God Awful >

If you want to feel even worse, you can also wrap your dirty bones in these unsightly new shirts.
Grab a shirt >
Thanks pals!

Your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Good Evening Ghouls,
Today is the first day of Autumn and the official release date for “Halloween is Here.” Come on over and get a copy of the limited edition candy corn colored vinyl right here:

Get Halloween is Here >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope it makes your Halloween real creepy.

your haunted pal,
Lonesome Wyatt