Dear Demons,
Today is the official release date for “God Awful.” Come on over and get the sorry thing on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD and digital download right over this way:

Get God Awful >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! All pre-orders have been shipped and should arrive real soon. We sure hope that this album will bring a little extra suffering to your already painful existence.

your eternally miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Greetings Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order the cantankerous new Those Poor Bastards album “God Awful,” on limited edition picture disc, vinyl, CD and cassette!
Get God Awful >

If you want to feel even worse, you can also wrap your dirty bones in these unsightly new shirts.
Grab a shirt >
Thanks pals!

Your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Good Evening Ghouls,
Today is the first day of Autumn and the official release date for “Halloween is Here.” Come on over and get a copy of the limited edition candy corn colored vinyl right here:

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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope it makes your Halloween real creepy.

your haunted pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Good Evening Creeps,

You can now pre-order the horrifying new pressing of “Halloween Is Here” on limited edition candy corn colored vinyl! This rotten thing has been fancified from the previous 33rpm 10” version to 45rpm speed 12” vinyl for a more haunting audio and visual experience.

Originally released in 2013, “Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Get Halloween is Here >

All orders will ship on or before the official release date of September 22.

Thanks pals!

your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Bad morning Devils,
We’re real sorry that today is the official release date for “Old Time Suffering.” Come on over and sicken your soul with a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download. Thanks a bucket to everyone who has pre-orded. They’ve all shipped and should arrive real soon.

Get Old Time Suffering >

So long to another rotten year,
your pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Good Evening Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ new sickness “Old Time Suffering,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (Red/Clear Flames, Black with White Splatter, and Orange and Bone with Black Splatter, all limited to 200 copies each), picture disc (100 hand numbered copies) and CD.

Get Old Time Suffering >

All orders will ship on or before the official release date of December 10th.

Thanks a stinkin’ heap pards!

your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Evenin’ Sidewinders,
Got some real bad news. You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ country doom nightmare ”The Plague,” as well as Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ solitudinal freak out “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3” on limited edition vinyl.

The Plague is back on two different sickening colors (150 toxic green clouds or 150 radioactive green/clear spinner), and Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3 is available on good ol’ black (200 copies).

Pre-Order Plague and Moldy Vol. 3 >

If you’re a real high roller, don’t forget to punish yourself with super rare signed test pressings of both albums (5 copies each).

Get a Test Pressing >

Thanks a heap pals, and don’t forget that a new Those Poor Bastards album will be released this summer. Looks like it’s gonna be another rotten year.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ new album “Dream Curse.” Come on over and get a creepy ol’ copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download!
Get Dream Curse >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope this record will bring you many sleepless nights of terror. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your quivering claws very soon.

Your most pitiful pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Evenin’ Suffering Pals,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ new album “Dream Curse,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl, picture disc or CD!

During one of the strangest years of existence, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks return to whisper and croon eleven all new tales of paranormal pain. Reality and dreams intertwine to create a surreal world of confusion, longing and fear. “Dream Curse” features mournful backing vocals by Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales as well as a duet with sad singing country songbird, Rachel Brooke. The perfect soundtrack for a time best forgotten.
Get Dream Curse >

Today is the official release date for Those Poor Bastards new album “Evil Seeds.” Come on over and get a mean ol’ copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
Order ‘Evil Seeds’ Now >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! We sure do appreciate it and hope this record will bring you many nights of unbearable pain. They’ve all been shipped and should appear in your blood stained claws very soon.

your pals,
Those Poor Bastards