Howdy Devils,

Those Poor Bastards’s 13th full length album “Back To The Primitive” is finished and will available for pre-order on Tuesday, February 6th at 12:01am EST!

The rabid thing will be available on three different colors of vinyl as well as CD.

The limited edition vinyl options are as follows:
1. 10 signed and numbered test pressings
2. 100 copies 180 gram black with signed sideshow poster of Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister (original art by Lonesome Wyatt)
3. 200 copies “Bone Rot (natural/black)”
4. 300 copes “Blood Storm (transparent red/black)”

Beware!
your miserable friends,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Greetings miserable friend,

Today is the official release date for the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album “Longing For Oblivion!” Come on over to the haunted cellar and get yourself a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download.
Get Longing for Oblivion >

We also have a new moving picture video of the song “Time Makes Monsters.” Take a look at this nostalgic nightmare right here:

Thanks to all you sad creeps who pre-ordered! They have all been shipped and you’ll be able to sink your fangs into ’em real soon.

Spook on!

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Greetings Devils,
A strange, paranormal chill is in the air and that could only mean one thing. It’s time for a new recording of dread. You can now pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ album “Longing For Oblivion,” on three different colors of limited edition 180 gram vinyl as well as CD.
Get Longing for Oblivion >

If you want to feel even worse, you can also wrap your dirty bones in these unsightly new shirts.
Grab a shirt >

Dear Demons,
Today is the official release date for “God Awful.” Come on over and get the sorry thing on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD and digital download right over this way:

Get God Awful >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! All pre-orders have been shipped and should arrive real soon. We sure hope that this album will bring a little extra suffering to your already painful existence.

your eternally miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Greetings Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order the cantankerous new Those Poor Bastards album “God Awful,” on limited edition picture disc, vinyl, CD and cassette!
Get God Awful >

If you want to feel even worse, you can also wrap your dirty bones in these unsightly new shirts.
Grab a shirt >
Thanks pals!

Your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Good Evening Ghouls,
Today is the first day of Autumn and the official release date for “Halloween is Here.” Come on over and get a copy of the limited edition candy corn colored vinyl right here:

Get Halloween is Here >

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope it makes your Halloween real creepy.

your haunted pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Good Evening Creeps,

You can now pre-order the horrifying new pressing of “Halloween Is Here” on limited edition candy corn colored vinyl! This rotten thing has been fancified from the previous 33rpm 10” version to 45rpm speed 12” vinyl for a more haunting audio and visual experience.

Originally released in 2013, “Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Get Halloween is Here >

All orders will ship on or before the official release date of September 22.

Thanks pals!

your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Bad morning Devils,
We’re real sorry that today is the official release date for “Old Time Suffering.” Come on over and sicken your soul with a copy on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download. Thanks a bucket to everyone who has pre-orded. They’ve all shipped and should arrive real soon.

Get Old Time Suffering >

So long to another rotten year,
your pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Good Evening Devils,
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ new sickness “Old Time Suffering,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (Red/Clear Flames, Black with White Splatter, and Orange and Bone with Black Splatter, all limited to 200 copies each), picture disc (100 hand numbered copies) and CD.

Get Old Time Suffering >

All orders will ship on or before the official release date of December 10th.

Thanks a stinkin’ heap pards!

your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Evenin’ Sidewinders,
Got some real bad news. You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ country doom nightmare ”The Plague,” as well as Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ solitudinal freak out “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3” on limited edition vinyl.

The Plague is back on two different sickening colors (150 toxic green clouds or 150 radioactive green/clear spinner), and Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 3 is available on good ol’ black (200 copies).

Pre-Order Plague and Moldy Vol. 3 >

If you’re a real high roller, don’t forget to punish yourself with super rare signed test pressings of both albums (5 copies each).

Get a Test Pressing >

Thanks a heap pals, and don’t forget that a new Those Poor Bastards album will be released this summer. Looks like it’s gonna be another rotten year.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt