Hey Pals. Welcome to our fancy new website. We have some new shirts as well as digital downloads and many other terrifying things.
Your pals,
Those Poor Bastards
News Archives
New Site, New Shirts
Posted in Merch
Many Things Happening
Hello Pals,
There are many things happening around here that a few of you might like to know about:
1. There will be a new Those Poor Bastards limited edition 7″ record coming out this summer called “Is This Hell?” It will also be available as a digital download for you modern creatures.
2. There will be a new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks album coming out this fall called “Heartsick.” The sound is very different than TPB. It consists of twelve slow, sad songs accompanied by piano, ukulele and keyboard.
3. Work has begun on a new album with Rachel Brooke. It’ll be a collection of ghost and supernatural waltzes and ballads. We’re still pretty early on in the creation process of this one, so it probably won’t come out until sometime next year.
4. A new website will also be going up in the next few months. There will be a complete discography/lyrics section, updated store with new shirts etc, digital downloads, special discount codes for email list members and a lot of other exciting junk.
Oh yeah and if you want to join us on that evil facebook, here are the links:
Those Poor Bastards www.facebook.com/thosepoorbastards
Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks www.facebook.com/lonesomewyatt
Thanks a heap…
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Pre-Order Moldy Basement Tapes Limited Edition Vinyl!
Hello Pals,
The first volume of Moldy Basement Tapes is now available for pre-order on limited edition vinyl.
Only 150 copies were pressed!
In a faceless world of mass production, these creatures were screenprinted, assembled and numbered by hand.
Come on over and have yourself a gander…
your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Moldy Basement Tapes on Vinyl
The first disc of Moldy Basement Tapes will be released on vinyl this March. It’ll be limited to 150 copies with a mighty screenprinted jacket on vintage style chipboard paper. Here’s how it’ll appear to the human eye…
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Gospel Outtakes available for download!
Hello Pal,
The limited edition Gospel Outtakes 7″ is now available for digital download. To be cruel, we’ve added another song called “The Minister’s Doom” to the end of it.
Here are some links:
itunes
CDBaby
Amazon
Good luck.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Pre-order Moldy Basement Tapes!
Hey Pals,
You can now listen to selected clips and pre-order the new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks 3CD set “Moldy Basement Tapes!”
To celebrate this sad occasion we’ve also put the first Holy Spooks album “Sabella,” on sale for $5.99.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in Merch, New Releases
“Gospel Haunted” now available + New Merch!
Hey Pals,
The new album “Gospel Haunted” is released today on vinyl and CD!
If you’re one of those poor souls who prefer digital downloads you can get it right now on itunes or amazon.
We also have some new shirts, posters, and stickers etc.
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Pre-Order New Album “Gospel Haunted” now!
Hey Awful Pals,
We have a new album coming out on June 15 called “Gospel Haunted,” on limited edition clear vinyl and CD.
To make things worse, there will also be a hand numbered 7″ called “Gospel Outtakes.”
You can pre-order and listen to clips from both of them at
thosepoorbastards.com/merch/music/
I’m very sorry for this terrible news.
Your Miserable Friends,
Those Poor Bastards
Posted in Merch, New Releases
Abominations T-shirt
Thought some of you awful souls might like this new shirt we conjured up:
Posted in Merch
Abominations on itunes
The vomitous new “Abominations” EP is finally up on itunes!
Posted in Merch, New Releases