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Behold the Abyss Vinyl and Edgar Books Now Available!

Today is the official release date for the limited edition vinyl repressing of “Behold The Abyss,” the all new novel of pulp western terror, “The Revolting Revelation of Edgar Switchblade” AND the reprinting of “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade!”

Get ‘em all right here grim pards:
Order Vinyl and Books >

Thanks a damn heap!

Your putrid pals,
Those Poor Bastards

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Pre-Order Vinyl and Books Today!

You can now pre-order the long-awaited repressing of the Those Poor Bastards’ 2012 album “Behold the Abyss” on limited edition yellow/red vinyl (500 copies) Get the horrid thing right here pals:
Pre-Order Vinyl >

Edgar Switchblade returns for an all new adventure of western terror in “The Revolting Revelation of Edgar Switchblade.” Get it here!
Pre-Order Book #3 >

We’ve also reprinted “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade,” so you can now own the whole ungodly pulp paperback trilogy. Get ‘em all!
Pre-Order Book #1 >

Thanks pals!

Your miserable pards,
Those Poor Bastards

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Satan is Watching 10th Anniversary Vinyl

To mourn the 10th anniversary of the original release of “Satan is Watching,” we’ve pressed the stinkin’ thing on limited edition red/black vinyl (500 copies). This version also includes a digital download and lyric sheet insert so you can scream along with the terror.

Get your fancy copy here >

Thanks pals!

Your miserable pards,
Those Poor Bastards

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Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Sing It Ugly’

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What a rotten day! You can now listen to clips and pre-order a copy of our ornery, tear-jerkin’ new album “Sing It Ugly” on four different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each), or CD.
Pre-Order Sing It Ugly Now >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings. Get ’em quick!
Snag a Test Pressing >

You might as well take a look at our creepy new shirt designs too.
Shop Shirts >

Thanks pals.
Untruly yours,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Pre-Order Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke’s New Album “Bad Omen”

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That tearful day is finally upon us!

You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke album “Bad Omen,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.

Pre-Order Bad Omen Now >
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We heard your pitiful moans!

“A Bitter Harvest” has been repressed on two different colors of limited edition vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order A Bitter Harvest Now >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of these sad ol’ things.
Snag a Test Pressing >

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke

Posted in Merch, New Releases

The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Download Now Available

120913_edgar_robotToday is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the creepy thing nice and cheap.
Click here to buy the download >

Thanks again to all you weirdos who purchased the record. The last batch of pre-orders shipped out today, so you should be getting your oily paws on it real soon. I hope you enjoy the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Pre-Order Now! The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2

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Come on over and get your bony claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.”

This peculiar thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Haunted Robotic Silver or Ghostly Electric Blue vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order Revenge of the Robot Ghost >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Revenge of the Robot Ghost as well as story #1 Krampus Unmerciful.
Get the Test Pressings >

Don’t miss out on the terror!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’

091614_viciouslosersThe day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
Pre-order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
Get the test pressing >

Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ’em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
Shop shirts >

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Halloween Is Here Vinyl Records Now Available!

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Come on over and treat yourself to a brand new copy of Halloween is Here on 10″ midnight black vinyl with a free digital download card. These weird things sold out awful fast last year but have now mysteriously returned.

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of this spooktacular monsterpiece.

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

Beware!

Get Halloween is Here >

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Pre-Order Hellfire Hymns On Vinyl + Upcoming Shows

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You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ demon stompin’ album Hellfire Hymns on limited edition Lucifer Yellow vinyl. Only 300 copies of this sacred audio scroll are being pressed, so don’t let that sinful carcass of yours slow you down.

Click here to pre-order Hellfire Hymns >

We also have a few upcoming Holy Revival Shows at the following earthly establishments:
04/03/14 Dubuque IA Eronel
04/04/14 Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Company
05/04/14 Madison WI High Noon Saloon – w/ Murder By Death
06/07/14 Lombard IL Brauerhouse

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases, Shows