Today is the official release date of “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town.” You can get your sorry self a copy on limited edition vinyl or digital download right here:
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Join Edgar and Old Red in their third audio adventure as they journey to the vampire infested town of Dirt. Hear them battle evil bats and destroy worthless humans! Witness their miraculous confrontation with Dracula, Lord of the Vampires! Will any man or monster be safe from their demented brand of Holy Justice?

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should arrive at your corral very soon.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and get your bloody claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town,” with weird western music by Sons of Perdition!

This nightmarish thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Bite White or Putrid Purple vinyl (250 copies each).
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We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Vampire Death Town.
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If you’re looking for the perfect gift to ruin Christmas, this gory slab of ghastliness should do the trick!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date of the first ever vinyl pressing of Those Poor Bastards’ 2005 album “Songs of Desperation.” Dry your tears and grab one on black & blue vinyl (running low!) or gray vinyl with black splatter right here:
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If you like to feel bad, you should also pick up the limited edition repress of Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks 2011 album “Heartsick.” Lay your weary hands on a clear vinyl with purple splatter copy right here:
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped so keep your eyeballs on those mailboxes…

Your sad friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke’s new album “Bad Omen.” It’s been six cruel years, but the long dreaded follow up to “A Bitter Harvest” is finally here. Come on over and get yourself a copy on limited edition vinyl, cd or digital download. We sure do appreciate it and hope the album makes you feel terrible and sad.
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Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke

Today is the official release date for ‘Vicious Losers.’ Step into the fiery pit and order yourself a copy on vinyl, CD, or MP3 right here:
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Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered! Every last one of the damn things have shipped. We hope you enjoy these grim psalms of sickness…

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

We’ve had some requests for the song titles on “Vicious Losers,” so here they are ol’ devils. The official release date is Oct. 7th and pre-order begins next Tuesday (Sept. 16th). This is your final warning.
1. I Am Lost
2. Getting Old
3. Let Us Rot
4. Give Me Drugs
5. All Dolled Up
6. Lonely Man
7. Strange Dark Night
8. Born To Preach
9. Big Trees
10. The Only Time
11. Trouble At Home
12. Loser’s Prayer
13. Today I Saw My Funeral