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Rue Morgue Magazine Free Download

Hey Pals,
Those Poor Bastards are included on Rue Morgue Magazine’s free downloadable compilation album “Hymns From the House of Horror.” The album honors Rue Morgue’s swell 100th issue. Both magazine and download are now available. Here’s the link for the free download:
http://www.rue-morgue.com/hymns.php

Glory.
your miserable friends,
Lonesome Wyatt & The Minister

Posted in Collaborations, TPB Press

New Album Coming This Summer

Hey Pals, We finished recording a new album called, “Gospel Haunted,” and plan to have it out in time to ruin summer.

Posted in New Releases

Abominations T-shirt

Thought some of you awful souls might like this new shirt we conjured up:
Abomination shirt

Posted in Merch

Abominations on itunes

The vomitous new “Abominations” EP is finally up on itunes!
Abominations

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Abominations and Black Dog Yodel 7″ Now Available

Our horrible new Halloween 7″ records and CD are now available!
We only made 250 of each of ’em and they are plenty disgusting.
Come on over to have a look and a listen

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Abominations & Black Dog Yodel 7″ Pre-Order

The Black Dog Yodel 7″ and Abominations 7″ & CD will be available for pre-ordering at 12:01am EDT on October 21. Don’t miss it folks! These limited vinyls will go fast. Damnation!

Posted in Collaborations, Merch, New Releases

Hank III Tour in November

Those Poor Bastards will be opening for Hank III this November. Tour dates will be added soon. Glory!

Posted in Shows

Limited edition 7″ records for Halloween

Hey Pals,
We will be releasing two limited edition 7″ records this Halloween. The first is an EP called “Abominations,” and the second contains acoustic and live versions of “Black Dog Yodel” recorded with our pal Skelton. We will be making only 250 copies of each. “Abominations” will also be available on CD and as a digital download. Lord save us.

abomination_ep

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Bitter Harvest Tour Dates

Hey Pals,
Here are the dates for the Lonesome Wyatt & Rachel Brooke “A Bitter Harvest” tour. Hope to see all of your ugly and hopeless faces there!

09/30/09 High Noon Saloon Madison WI (EARLY SHOW AT 5:30pm)
10/02/09 Private Event Cleveland OH
10/03/09 Calhoun St. Soups Salads and Spirits Ft Wayne IN
10/04/09 Lafayette Brewing Cow/Joe Buck Yourself Lafayette IN
10/05/09 4620 Reinvented Knoxville TN
10/07/09 The Landshark Jacksonville FL
10/08/09 Zoo Bar Ft Lauderdale FL
10/09/09 Dave’s Aqua Lounge St Petersburg, FL
10/10/09 Pastimes Sarasota FL
10/12/09 Outlaw Drinkin’ Club Beaumont TX
10/13/09 Headhunters Austin TX
10/14/09 Bronco’s Hurst TX
10/16/09 The Foxhole St Louis MO
10/17/09 The Bottomfeeder Warrensburg MO
10/18/09 The Rotten Apple Grafton IL
10/19/09 VFW Post 99 Decatur IL

Hellfire.

your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Collaborations, Shows

Lost At E Minor Features Those Poor Bastards

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the Wisconsin-based outfit incorporates sounds and ideas from more contemporary dark genres and acts — metal, industrial, Nick Cave, and Tom Waits — making music that sounds a bit like a zombie Johnny Cash in a top-hat.

Posted in TPB Press