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New Releases + Folk Art + Gothic Campout

Pre-Order New Releases Starting Nov. 14!

Those Poor Bastards first EP “Country Bullshit,” and an all new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks EP “Sad Creepers,” will be released on limited edition 7″ vinyl on November 28, 2017. Pre-order will begin on November 14, 2017 at 12:01am EST.

Folk Art Prints

In the meantime, come on over and take a gander at Lonesome Wyatt’s primitive folk art prints. They are printed on high quality matte cardstock and signed by poor ol’ Lonesome himself.
Get a Folk Art Print >

Southern Gothic Campout

Finally, on November 11, Those Poor Bastards will be preaching at the first annual Southern Gothic Campout in Adams, TN. Tickets to this shameful event are available from Muddy Roots Events
Get Info and Tickets >

Your pitiful pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Posted in New Releases, Shows

Europe is Doomed! Headed Nowhere Tour 2017

This April, we will ride upon Satan’s back to the unhallowed shores of Europe! Sermons will be held at the following locations:

Roadburn Tilburg, NL 04/20/17
The Underworld London, UK 04/21/17
Pand.A Kortrijk, BE 04/22/17
Indie Duisburg, DE 04/23/17
Oetinger Villa Darmstadt, DE 04/24/17
MUZ Club Nürnburg, DE 04/25/17
UT Connewitz Leipzig, DE 04/26/17
Loppen Copenhagen, DK 04/27/17
Truckstop Alaska Gothenburg, SE 04/28/17
Blitz Oslo, NO 04/29/17
Debaser Strand Stockholm, SE 04/30/17
Backarp Kulla Eskjö, SE 05/01/17
Bambi Galore Hamburg, DE 05/02/17
Cassiopeia Berlin, DE 05/03/17
dB’s Utrecht, NL 05/04/17
TBD St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU 05/05/17
TBD St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU 05/06/17
Posted in Shows

Those Poor Bastards to Tour Europe in 2017

Next year we will finally be heading to the strange kingdom of Europe! The tour begins on April 20th at the Roadburn Festival in the Netherlands. More dates will be announced as they are confirmed. Beware.

Posted in Shows, TPB Press

Pre-Order Hellfire Hymns On Vinyl + Upcoming Shows


You can now pre-order Those Poor Bastards’ demon stompin’ album Hellfire Hymns on limited edition Lucifer Yellow vinyl. Only 300 copies of this sacred audio scroll are being pressed, so don’t let that sinful carcass of yours slow you down.

Click here to pre-order Hellfire Hymns >

We also have a few upcoming Holy Revival Shows at the following earthly establishments:
04/03/14 Dubuque IA Eronel
04/04/14 Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Company
05/04/14 Madison WI High Noon Saloon – w/ Murder By Death
06/07/14 Lombard IL Brauerhouse

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases, Shows

Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks perform “I Wonder”

Here is a live video of the song “I Wonder.” Thanks to Jeff and Brett for recording this tearful thing. Spook on.

Posted in Shows

Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks Tour

For the first time ever, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks are performing live. The wise and nifty Joseph Huber (.357 String Band) will be opening the shows. Tour dates are listed below.

Lonesome WYatt and the Holy SPooks Tour With Joseph Huber
High Noon Saloon Madison WI 06/14/12
Reggie’s Music Joint Chicago IL 07/25/12
Moriarty’s Pub (Free show!) Lansing MI 07/26/12
The Brass Rail Ft Wayne IN 07/27/12
Tootle’s Pumpkin Inn Circleville OH 07/28/12
The Crooked I Erie PA 07/29/12
Posted in Shows

Those Poor Bastards October Tour

Hope to see you there!

Shows With Joe Buck yourself
Reggie’s Music Joint Chicago IL 10/05/11
The Brass Rail Ft Wayne IN 10/06/11
Mac’s Bar Lansing MI 10/07/11
The Crooked I Erie PA 10/08/11
Guido’s Frederick MD 10/09/11
123 Pleasant St Morgantown WV 10/11/11
The V Club Huntington WV 10/12/11
Martin’s Downtown Roanoke VA 10/13/11
The Hideaway Johnson City TN 10/14/11
Other October shows
The Frequency Madison WI 10/01/11
Rumba Cafe Columbus OH 10/15/11
Posted in Collaborations, Shows

October Shows with Joe Buck

Joe Buck Yourself and Those Poor Bastards will be doing a limited amount of tour dates together in October.
Go to Bucket City for booking info and inquires.

Posted in Collaborations, Shows

March Shows with Rachel Brooke

Hello Friend,
We hope to see your sad carcass at one of these humiliating events:

Reggie’s Music Joint
Chicago IL

Tootle’s Pumpkin Inn
Circleville OH

Nashville TN

Phoenix Bar
Champaign IL

Brass Rail
Fort Wayne IN

Mac’s Bar
Lansing MI

your pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Posted in Shows

March Tour!

Those Poor Bastards and Rachel Brooke will be touring the midwest and south this March. If you are interested in having us in your fine or rotten town please contact the Bucket City Agency.

Posted in Shows