Bad Omen leaves you with a foreboding feeling well after you’ve left its presence simply from the knowledge that such a haunting thing exists. It unsettles you, but in an way you strangely crave from the juices it stirs.
Bad Omen leaves you with a foreboding feeling well after you’ve left its presence simply from the knowledge that such a haunting thing exists. It unsettles you, but in an way you strangely crave from the juices it stirs.

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke’s new album “Bad Omen.” It’s been six cruel years, but the long dreaded follow up to “A Bitter Harvest” is finally here. Come on over and get yourself a copy on limited edition vinyl, cd or digital download. We sure do appreciate it and hope the album makes you feel terrible and sad.
Order Bad Omen >
Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke

You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke album “Bad Omen,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
“A Bitter Harvest” has been repressed on two different colors of limited edition vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order A Bitter Harvest Now >
We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of these sad ol’ things.
Snag a Test Pressing >
Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke
Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the creepy thing nice and cheap.
Click here to buy the download >
Thanks again to all you weirdos who purchased the record. The last batch of pre-orders shipped out today, so you should be getting your oily paws on it real soon. I hope you enjoy the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year!
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and get your bony claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.”
This peculiar thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Haunted Robotic Silver or Ghostly Electric Blue vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order Revenge of the Robot Ghost >
We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Revenge of the Robot Ghost as well as story #1 Krampus Unmerciful.
Get the Test Pressings >
Don’t miss out on the terror!
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Happy music is not interesting to me, there must be a darkness.
Whether you’re truly disturbed, or simply love to immerse yourself in that dark side of humanity inherent in us all by design, Those Poor Bastards can be a vessel for your journey.
take a listen to Those Poor Bastards’ new album, Vicious Losers, and turn that smile upside down.

Today is the official release date for ‘Vicious Losers.’ Step into the fiery pit and order yourself a copy on vinyl, CD, or MP3 right here:
Order ‘Vicious Losers’ >
Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered! Every last one of the damn things have shipped. We hope you enjoy these grim psalms of sickness…
Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister
The day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
Pre-order ‘Vicious Losers’ >
We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
Get the test pressing >
Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ’em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
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