Today is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1 Krampus Unmerciful.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the jolly thing nice and cheap.
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Thanks again to all you perverts, goons and creeps who purchased the record. I hope you enjoyed the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year.

If you were unlucky enough to get a copy of the vinyl, you can now grab your digital copy in the downloads section of your account.
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Merry Krampus to all.

Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and get your filthy claws on the new 7″ holiday horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #1: Krampus Unmerciful.”

This rotten pile of vinyl gore is available on hand numbered, limited edition demon blood red or angel pus green (150 copies each).

Dont miss out on the terror! Pre-order your thrilling copy today.

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Your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for “Halloween is Here.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl, but you can still get your claws on the limited-edition CD or digital download. Thanks again to you creeps who pre-ordered. All the little terrors have been shipped and should be stinking up your mailbox real soon.

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Spook on,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and listen to clips and pre-order the new album “Halloween is Here” on hand-numbered limited-edition Ectoplasmic Slime Green or Melting Jack-O-Lantern Orange 10″ vinyl (150 copies each color) and CD (300 copies).

“Halloween Is Here” is a terrifying tribute to all those strange and obscure Halloween albums from the 1950s to the 1980s. It contains twelve spooky stories and monstrous sing-a-longs for your unholy holiday party at the local insane asylum.

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Dear miserable ones,
Today is the official release date of “Ghost Ballads.” Go ahead and curse yourself with a copy on vinyl, CD, cassette or digital download. Be sure to take a gander at our fine new shirts by Strange Fortune Design Company too.

Thanks pals. I truly appreciate your continued support of these peculiar works of gloom.

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Download on iTunes >
Download on Amazon >

Your buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt

Ghost Ballads is now available for pre-order on limited edition vinyl, cassette and cd. To make things more horrific, we pressed the vinyl in 4 different colors, 3 of which are limited to 100 copies. There are also some fine new shirts and an autographed poster (only 25 copies!)

Pre-order the new album now >
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I’m awfully fond of this one, and I hope a few of you glum chums will enjoy it too. Come on over and have a look and a listen. Spook on.

Your guide to the spirit world,
Lonesome Wyatt

That gruesome time has finally arrived. “Behold the Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are officially unleashed today!

Digital copies of the album and book are now available at these fine sites:
“Behold The Abyss” digital download
Tribulation Recording Co.
iTunes
Amazon.com

“The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” for iPad and iPhone
A digital version for the Kindle will be on sale very soon.

We still have a few of these limited-edition items left:
Edgar Switchblade T-Shirts
Edgar Switchblade Poster
Behold The Abyss Cassette
Behold The Abyss Colored Vinyl

Thanks again to all you nifty folks who pre-ordered. I’m sending them out as fast as the Holy Ghost will allow.

Your ol’ buddy,

Lonesome Wyatt

That dreaded day is upon us dear friends!

Those Poor Bastards’ new album “Behold The Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are now available for pre-order.

Buy ’em both and get 25% off the book!
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Also be sure to feast your peepers on our new shirts, posters, etc.

Be careful.

Your ol’ buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt