That gruesome time has finally arrived. “Behold the Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are officially unleashed today!

Digital copies of the album and book are now available at these fine sites:
“Behold The Abyss” digital download
Tribulation Recording Co.
iTunes
Amazon.com

“The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” for iPad and iPhone
A digital version for the Kindle will be on sale very soon.

We still have a few of these limited-edition items left:
Edgar Switchblade T-Shirts
Edgar Switchblade Poster
Behold The Abyss Cassette
Behold The Abyss Colored Vinyl

Thanks again to all you nifty folks who pre-ordered. I’m sending them out as fast as the Holy Ghost will allow.

Your ol’ buddy,

Lonesome Wyatt

That dreaded day is upon us dear friends!

Those Poor Bastards’ new album “Behold The Abyss” and the accompanying novel “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade” are now available for pre-order.

Buy ’em both and get 25% off the book!
Pre-order now >

Also be sure to feast your peepers on our new shirts, posters, etc.

Be careful.

Your ol’ buddy,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,

On September 11, 2012, Those Poor Bastards will release the dreaded new album “Behold the Abyss.” Mercifully, we have decided to begin the suffering a little early.

Go ahead and torture your eardrums with our new hit song “Sacrificial Lamb.”

“Behold the Abyss” Track Listing
1. Thee Beginning
2. He of Cloven Hoof
3. A Robe of Scarlet Thread
4. Old Red
5. My Beautiful Knife
6. Phantom Pool
7. Guilt
8. Find Me A Gal
9. Everything is Temporary
10. Your Faith Shall Be Tested
11. Sacrificial Lamb
12. God’s Dark Heaven
12. Thee End

Pre-order for this whole terrible mess will begin August 28th.

Thanks a heap.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Dear Pals,
We’re proud to announce the first Holy Spooks album, "Sabella," is now available on limited-edition vinyl and cassette. Also, be sure to feast your peepers on our spooky new buttons, stickers and shirts.
We have a few of the Holy Spooks/Joseph Huber tour posters left too. Once those things are gone, they will never be printed again.
Be careful.
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello pals,

This September 11 Tribulation Recording Company proudly presents it’s first ever album-novel set! The book is entitled “The Terrible Tale of Edgar Switchblade,” and tells the story of a religiously obsessed and mentally disturbed bounty hunter, born with cloven hooves. Together with his faithful horse Old Red, they befriend and destroy werewolves, ghosts, prostitutes and other strange creatures. Armed only with his switchblade, Edgar wanders through bitter darkness in a desperate search for God’s cruel light.

The accompanying album, “Behold The Abyss,” explores the themes of the novel and expands upon several key events. The instrumentation is sparse, broken and filled right up to the brim with misery and ugliness.

When combined, the book and album present a brutal and hopeless picture of humankind’s lonely pursuit of spiritual and earthly desires.

The book will be available in pulp-style paperback, and the album on limited-edition colored vinyl and cassette, CD and digital download. Pre-order information will be announced soon. Glory be.

Your friend in misery,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hello pals,

Lots of bad news today…

Firstly, Those Poor Bastards’ “The Plague” is now available on green vinyl (with digital download) in a deluxe gatefold jacket. They are hand-numbered and limited to 500 copies.

Secondly, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ “Moldy Basement Tapes Vol. 2” has been pressed on limited-edition black vinyl (with CD) in a vintage style-chipboard jacket. Only 250 of these hand-numbered creatures were created.

Finally, to make matters even worse, both albums are also released on black cassettes (limited to 100 copies each!). Come on over and have yourself a look.

Your friend in misery,
Lonesome Wyatt