Pre-Order Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke’s New Album “Bad Omen”

Posted on April 7, 2015 by admin

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That tearful day is finally upon us!

You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke album “Bad Omen,” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.

Pre-Order Bad Omen Now >
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We heard your pitiful moans!

“A Bitter Harvest” has been repressed on two different colors of limited edition vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order A Bitter Harvest Now >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of these sad ol’ things.
Snag a Test Pressing >

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke

Posted in Merch, New Releases

The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Download Now Available

Posted on December 9, 2014 by admin

120913_edgar_robotToday is the official release date for “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.” We’re all sold out of the vinyl but you can now download the creepy thing nice and cheap.
Click here to buy the download >

Thanks again to all you weirdos who purchased the record. The last batch of pre-orders shipped out today, so you should be getting your oily paws on it real soon. I hope you enjoy the thrilling tale and are ready for more terror next year!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Pre-Order Now! The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2

Posted on December 1, 2014 by admin

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Come on over and get your bony claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #2: Revenge of the Robot Ghost.”

This peculiar thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Haunted Robotic Silver or Ghostly Electric Blue vinyl (150 copies each).
Pre-Order Revenge of the Robot Ghost >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Revenge of the Robot Ghost as well as story #1 Krampus Unmerciful.
Get the Test Pressings >

Don’t miss out on the terror!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Posted in Merch, New Releases

Lonesome Wyatt Interview in ‘Navajo Post’

Posted on November 1, 2014 by admin

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Here’s a late Halloween interview for the Navajo Post!

Happy music is not interesting to me, there must be a darkness.

Posted in Interviews, LW Press, TPB Press

Saving Country Music’s Halloween Review of ‘Vicious Losers’

Posted on October 31, 2014 by admin

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Whether you’re truly disturbed, or simply love to immerse yourself in that dark side of humanity inherent in us all by design, Those Poor Bastards can be a vessel for your journey.

Posted in TPB Press

Music Savage on ‘Vicious Losers’

Posted on October 29, 2014 by admin

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take a listen to Those Poor Bastards’ new album, Vicious Losers, and turn that smile upside down.

Posted in TPB Press

New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’ Released Today!

Posted on October 7, 2014 by admin

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Today is the official release date for ‘Vicious Losers.’ Step into the fiery pit and order yourself a copy on vinyl, CD, or MP3 right here:
Order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered! Every last one of the damn things have shipped. We hope you enjoy these grim psalms of sickness…

Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order New Those Poor Bastards Album ‘Vicious Losers’

Posted on September 16, 2014 by admin

091614_viciouslosersThe day of darkness is finally upon us! You can now listen to clips and pre order the new Those Poor Bastards album “Vicious Losers” on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each) as well as CD.
Pre-order ‘Vicious Losers’ >

We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of the mean ol’ thing.
Get the test pressing >

Don’t forget to take a peak at our disgusting new shirts while you’re at it. One of ’em even glows in the dark if you can believe such a thing.
Shop shirts >

Posted in Merch, New Releases

‘Vicious Losers’ Track Listing

Posted on September 12, 2014 by admin

tpb_vl_cover_xsmallWe’ve had some requests for the song titles on “Vicious Losers,” so here they are ol’ devils. The official release date is Oct. 7th and pre-order begins next Tuesday (Sept. 16th). This is your final warning.
1. I Am Lost
2. Getting Old
3. Let Us Rot
4. Give Me Drugs
5. All Dolled Up
6. Lonely Man
7. Strange Dark Night
8. Born To Preach
9. Big Trees
10. The Only Time
11. Trouble At Home
12. Loser’s Prayer
13. Today I Saw My Funeral

Posted in New Releases

Pre-Order for New Those Poor Bastards Album Starts Sept. 16!

Posted on September 8, 2014 by admin

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Pre order for the new album “Vicious Losers” will begin on Tues. Sept. 16th. The damned thing will be available in three different versions of limited edition vinyl (200 copies each): gold with black splatter, red and deep purple A side B side, and bone/clear half and half. We’ll also be offering up 5 signed and hand numbered test pressings for the most dementedly devout. Yup, there’ll be CDs and digital downloads too. Get ready for the gloom.

Posted in New Releases