Today is official release date for Those Poor Bastards “Country Bullshit” and Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks “Sad Creepers” limited edition vinyl EPs. Come on over and get the horrid things right here:
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should be making your lives a bit more unbearable soon.
Your miserable pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
Those Poor Bastards first EP “Country Bullshit” is finally available on vinyl! You can pre-order the disgusting thing on two different limited edition colors (250 Oxblood, 250 Milky Clear) starting today.
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In further bad news, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks have conjured up an all new 4 song EP of heartbreaking terror called “Sad Creepers.” The haunted thing is also available on two different colors of limited edition vinyl (250 Gold, 250 Ghostly Green).
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As always, the most deranged creeps can get a super limited edition test pressing (only 5 copies) of either EP.
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Thanks pals!
Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
Those Poor Bastards first EP “Country Bullshit,” and an all new Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks EP “Sad Creepers,” will be released on limited edition 7″ vinyl on November 28, 2017. Pre-order will begin on November 14, 2017 at 12:01am EST.
In the meantime, come on over and take a gander at Lonesome Wyatt’s primitive folk art prints. They are printed on high quality matte cardstock and signed by poor ol’ Lonesome himself.
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Finally, on November 11, Those Poor Bastards will be preaching at the first annual Southern Gothic Campout in Adams, TN. Tickets to this shameful event are available from Muddy Roots Events
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Your pitiful pals,
Those Poor Bastards
Howdy Sad Sacks,
Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks new album “Grim Weepers.” Come on over and conjure yourself up a copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope this record brings you long nights of inconsolable sorrow. They have all been shipped and should appear on your tear stained pillows very soon.
Let the weeping commence!
your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt
You can now hear clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ hopeless new album Grim Weepers. This tearful thing is available on cassette, CD, and three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 Cyan/Sea Blue A Side B Side with signed poster, 200 Olive Green & Bone A Side B Side with White and Red Splatter, and 200 Deep Purple with Black and Bone Splatter). Be sure to listen for the bewitching backing vocals of Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales, then let the weeping commence!
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This April, we will ride upon Satan’s back to the unhallowed shores of Europe! Sermons will be held at the following locations:
| Roadburn | Tilburg, NL | 04/20/17 |
| The Underworld | London, UK | 04/21/17 |
| Pand.A | Kortrijk, BE | 04/22/17 |
| Indie | Duisburg, DE | 04/23/17 |
| Oetinger Villa | Darmstadt, DE | 04/24/17 |
| MUZ Club | Nürnburg, DE | 04/25/17 |
| UT Connewitz | Leipzig, DE | 04/26/17 |
| Loppen | Copenhagen, DK | 04/27/17 |
| Truckstop Alaska | Gothenburg, SE | 04/28/17 |
| Blitz | Oslo, NO | 04/29/17 |
| Debaser Strand | Stockholm, SE | 04/30/17 |
| Backarp Kulla | Eskjö, SE | 05/01/17 |
| Bambi Galore | Hamburg, DE | 05/02/17 |
| Cassiopeia | Berlin, DE | 05/03/17 |
| dB’s | Utrecht, NL | 05/04/17 |
| TBD | St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU | 05/05/17 |
| TBD | St. Petersburg/Moscow, RU | 05/06/17 |
Next year we will finally be heading to the strange kingdom of Europe! The tour begins on April 20th at the Roadburn Festival in the Netherlands. More dates will be announced as they are confirmed. Beware.
You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards new 12” EP “Necrosphere.” The evil thing is available on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 glow in the dark w/signed poster, 200 white w/black splatter, 200 orange).
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Pero es un imperdible para quien disfruta de la música de muerte y destrucción o para el que está harto de esconder bajo una máscara a su bestia interna.
Those Poor Bastards kao da se izruguju očaju i prokletstvu ljudske egzistencije i u tome se dobro zabavljaju.