Howdy Sad Sacks,

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks new album “Grim Weepers.” Come on over and conjure yourself up a copy on limited edition vinyl, cassette, CD or digital download!

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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! I sure do appreciate it and hope this record brings you long nights of inconsolable sorrow. They have all been shipped and should appear on your tear stained pillows very soon.

Let the weeping commence!
your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

You can now hear clips and pre-order Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks’ hopeless new album Grim Weepers. This tearful thing is available on cassette, CD, and three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 Cyan/Sea Blue A Side B Side with signed poster, 200 Olive Green & Bone A Side B Side with White and Red Splatter, and 200 Deep Purple with Black and Bone Splatter). Be sure to listen for the bewitching backing vocals of Eva from Eva and the Vagabond Tales, then let the weeping commence!
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You can now listen to clips and pre-order Those Poor Bastards new 12” EP “Necrosphere.” The evil thing is available on three different colors of limited edition vinyl (100 glow in the dark w/signed poster, 200 white w/black splatter, 200 orange).
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Today is the spine-snappin’ release date of our new album “Sing It Ugly.” Go ahead and grab the vile thing on limited edition vinyl, CD or digital download right here:
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped and should mysteriously appear on your doorsteps very soon.

Your putrid pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and The Minister

Today is the official release date of “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town.” You can get your sorry self a copy on limited edition vinyl or digital download right here:
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Join Edgar and Old Red in their third audio adventure as they journey to the vampire infested town of Dirt. Hear them battle evil bats and destroy worthless humans! Witness their miraculous confrontation with Dracula, Lord of the Vampires! Will any man or monster be safe from their demented brand of Holy Justice?

Thanks again to everyone who pre-ordered. They’ve all been shipped, and should arrive at your corral very soon.

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Come on over and get your bloody claws on the new 7″ horror story record “The Strange Adventures of Edgar Switchblade #3: Vampire Death Town,” with weird western music by Sons of Perdition!

This nightmarish thing is available on hand-numbered limited edition Bite White or Putrid Purple vinyl (250 copies each).
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We’re also offering up super limited edition (only 5!) hand-numbered and signed test pressings of Vampire Death Town.
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If you’re looking for the perfect gift to ruin Christmas, this gory slab of ghastliness should do the trick!

Your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date of the first ever vinyl pressing of Those Poor Bastards’ 2005 album “Songs of Desperation.” Dry your tears and grab one on black & blue vinyl (running low!) or gray vinyl with black splatter right here:
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If you like to feel bad, you should also pick up the limited edition repress of Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks 2011 album “Heartsick.” Lay your weary hands on a clear vinyl with purple splatter copy right here:
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Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered! They’ve all been shipped so keep your eyeballs on those mailboxes…

Your sad friend,
Lonesome Wyatt

Today is the official release date for Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke’s new album “Bad Omen.” It’s been six cruel years, but the long dreaded follow up to “A Bitter Harvest” is finally here. Come on over and get yourself a copy on limited edition vinyl, cd or digital download. We sure do appreciate it and hope the album makes you feel terrible and sad.
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Your pals,
Lonesome Wyatt and Rachel Brooke